Teksten > Radioactivity

One morning in April of 2000, Andy chased a small, radioactive isotope around the summit of Mt. Hvannadalshnukur. The two aerial entities swished about through the air, 6,952 feet above the southern coast of Iceland, skirting the frosted azure expanse of the North Atlantic Ocean. The radioactive isotope was able to move about very swiftly, emitting a stream of bluish-coloured Beta rays, so fine only Andy could see them. The tiny element blinked and shifted over a vast radius, doing its best to allude Andy's grasp.
This whole mischief had begun earlier the previous evening, when Andy foolishly released the corrosive isotope from its embedded state within a crystalline of Beryl, incorrectly assuming it to be outdated and harmless. Since realising his poor judgement, Andy had done his best to capture the speedy radioactive enfant terrible before it contaminated any innocent cell systems.
Assuming an ultra-fast, 99.99 per cent the speed of light velocity, the isotope spiralled away from Andy's pursuits and began to enter a Trans-dimensional vortex. Andy quickly followed the element through this vortex, feeling terribly responsible for its potentially hazardous liberation. But after entering the wormhole of the vortex they came to rest within a pocket of stillness, appearing to have penetrated a spatial-interphase between two instances of reality.

By slowly following the vortex to its singularity, Andy and the isotope entered a completely different location in space-time. It was now November 2002 and they were inside the brightly-lit interior of the Galerie Duchamp, an art centre located in a small town in Normandy called Yvetot. The isotope, only concerned with dodging Andy, instantly disappeared among the gallery's wooden floorboards, while Andy took a moment to adjust to his sudden change of setting.
On the wall directly behind him, he saw a large photograph by Geert Goiris, depicting the southern coast of Iceland. This dramatic photograph, which sensually captured the high cataract of a melting glacier, must have been the source of the vortex. Its singularity must have rested within the micro-millimetres between the surface of the photograph and the gallery space. Moving closer to the enlarged, glossy photograph, Andy studied the suspended cascade, measuring the misty air along the canyon wall and sandy ground below. While briefly contemplating the piece, Andy was once again overcome by Geert Goiris' ability to effectively arrange an obscure, desolate location into a poetically disquieting scene, containing an odd mixture of balance and inauspicious solitude.

Turning his attention back to the task at hand, Andy began to search about the Galerie Duchamp for any signs for the hidden isotope. On the wall opposite from the photograph/vortex, hung two large prints, which displayed 4,096 possible ways to assimilate a computer figure. This work, by the artist Hans Verhaegen, showed each and every way one could pose a human outline, by only using the fundamental features of arms, legs, torso, head and shoulders.
"Have any of you seen which way the isotope went?" asked Andy, levitating in the air before the prints. A myriad of voices replied all at once, in a harmonious, digital chorus.
"In fact, we were only watching each other…calculating or stances and choreography. You see the slightest error would rend our data incorrect…our dance must be absolute, like an intricate hieroglyphic tale! We are an encyclopædia of feasibility…We are each vowels and consonants in a much larger story…"
Andy studied the population of little, black and white figures. It was true, although each being was individually unique; they collectively formed one body, and even in an overall way, one identity. They were apart and yet at the same time, they were one; a species of random contingencies, whose total sum perhaps, reflected the 4,096 possible ways that a singular delineation could reflect itself?

Not far away from the computer figures, Andy found an installation by Koen De Decker. A selection of large, uninhibited drawings was displayed upon the wall as well as within a separate viewing portfolio in the space. On the floor, close by the portfolio, an antique female mannequin head was situated so that it gazed up at a plate glass covered sphere. Andy asked the mannequin head if it had seen where the isotope went, but she did not respond to his question. The mannequin held its wondrous smile, vainly oblivious to Andy's question, concentrating on the polygons of reflections next to her face.
Andy went through the portfolio and looked closely at the mannequin's face. The images he encountered contained a paranoid, even schizophrenic quality of splintered personalities. He found no traces of the isotope there, peeking through the assortment of twisted characters, engaged with reflections and reflexive confrontations. By coming close to the mirrored sphere, Andy could not help but to see himself involuntarily sequestered into the multifaceted mise-en-scène of Koen De Decker's installation.


Deciding that he should go over the space a little more thoroughly, Andy floated up towards the ceiling and began carefully crawling along the neglected crevices of the gallery's architecture. Soon he came to notice a work by Lieve D'hondt. Using lines of yellow masking tape, she had marked out and laid down certain boundaries within the building's interior, creating a series of transparent borders one must constantly intersect or cross. These site-specific markings highlighted the intangible conditions of the location with a subtle, conceptual blueprint, as if the empty areas between the gallery's architectonics were granted a system of invisible, subjective beams and buttresses.
The yellow lines emphasised the perpetual trespasses of the gallery's public, giving Andy the feeling that he was somehow inside a three-dimensional, heterogeneously aligned clock.

Before he ventured downstairs, Andy moved over to an installation by Heidi Voet, which covered a section of white flooring around the open stairwell to the ground floor. A stack of several-hundred paper sheets, placed upon the floor just at the top of the steps, illustrated the folding directions for an Origami swan. A large double oval of blue gravel spread out across the white floor mimicked a peaceful body of water, while two separate stacks of particleboard rested off to the side, cut out into the exact folds indicated on the Origami instructions sheet.
Andy swept over the installation, seeing how the heavy, awkward particleboard panels had translated the buoyant example intended for paper forms. The work conveyed a sense of distress and failure through the wooden figures miscarried attempt at elegance. The body of water remained conspicuously empty of its graceful swans, while the reality of the particleboard grounded the illustrated example's hope for an ideal state.

Going downstairs, Andy saw a fine trail of Beta rays, drifting out from a floor installation by Lucie Renneboog. Wasting no time, Andy entered the installation, suddenly swerving through a complex maze of doll-sized chambers. Each room within the maze had a different sort of wall decoration and floor covering. Andy felt as if he had entered an immense, psychedelic Barbie funhouse, following the course of perpendicular suites as they turned and banked in every possible direction.
The miniature chambers, although empty of objects, came across as being saturated with differing patterns, shades and motifs. Ultimately Andy drifted through each of the small dens, effected by a synthesis of varying moods and sensations. One could project themselves within the colourful spaces and dream a variety of florid, claustrophobic dreams. Despite their small scale, Andy could not help but to feel the immensity and breadth suggested throughout the topographic kaleidoscope, though there was no trace of the escaped isotope?

At this point Andy was becoming discouraged. It seemed he was never going to capture the little isotope and that it would probably succeed in making some poor inhabitant of Yvetot very ill. Yet at the very instant Andy was thinking these things, he caught sight of the elusive element, working its way up a gallery wall, disappearing inside a colour photograph by Freya Maes. Andy shot himself directly into the photograph, suddenly skating over top of a tray of sweetened appetisers, being held by a not-so-amused server.
Andy saw the isotope had injected itself into a mini-tiramisu. Following the trail of Beta rays he also went into the dessert and began sifting through its spongy layers for the radioactive speck. Unfortunately, though by the time Andy had swam through the thick, creamy bowels of the tiramisu, the isotope was nowhere to be found.
He pulled back out of the photograph and hovered in the air, regarding an entire set of pictures. Andy vigilantly ran his eyes over the selection of prints, noticing an unlikely series of immobilised seconds. Fragments of the periphery became magnified. Split instances, which would have otherwise faded from the annals of recorded perception, hung on the wall like a uniquely, cloistered documentary of disconnected, visual sentences. If one let go, they could loose themselves inside the curiously banal affairs of the subject matter.

Not knowing where he should go next, Andy floated over to a chill out installation by Francis Denys and sat down on top of a large, neon orange ball. This beanbag-like lounge set had been constructed by wrapping orange-coloured tape over rounded bundles of straw, creating a removed, florescent atmospheric area underneath the steps to the second floor.
Andy sat there for some time, taking a pause from his isotopic quest. Though before he knew it, Andy had dosed off into a shallow nap. He slept quickly and dreamed a very queer dream. He dreamed that a perverse little man sat on top of two orange balls, directly across from him. The man had fine lips and a very thin moustache, but absolutely grotesque body mass, consisting of large, tangerine-coloured postulates.
The strange person, who despite his atrocious appearance carried an air of opulence and importance, disgusted Andy. The grotesque figure rose up and began making weird declarations, pleading with the collection of flame-coloured spheres, telling them tales of labyrinths, think tanks and modulated imprints. The figure's perplexing speech, although filled with systematic logic, left Andy with an itchy, greasy feeling, which is most likely the reason why he awoke so suddenly with a start. Looking over to the bright orange balls across from him, the gross, naked figure was gone.
Andy moved up into the air, slightly over lounge, digesting the installation's placid mixture of Claes Oldenburg softness and dermatological distress.

On the other side of the gallery's ground floor a tiny, blue blip was just perceivable. It was the radioactive isotope, emitting a flash of Beta rays from atop a sculpture by Freek Wambacq.
Andy was there in a second, grasping the tiny element in his vaporous, green hands. At last he had apprehended the pesky isotope! Andy was very relieved. He lowered himself away from the ceiling and took a deep breath. While calming down he could not help but to regard the work in front of him. It consisted of a table, a thin wooden plank and a long wooden stick, which extended between the plank and the ceiling. The stick apparently sustained a very high force of pressure, due to the fact that a small scrap of cardboard was squashed in between its tip and wooden plank.
Only when one looked up towards the ceiling, was the riddle revealed: the stick did not come in contact with the wooden rafters at all, but rather stood completely erect and detached from any means of support. Andy admired the clever play of contrasts between the crushed piece of cardboard and the loose end of the stick; a puzzling paradox of pressure and dispensable compaction.

Just as he was about to head back in the direction of the vortex's singularity, a man walked into the gallery, startling Andy and causing him to loose his grip of the isotope. By using his ESP, Andy instantly learned that the man was Monsieur Thierry Heynen, the director of the Galerie Duchamp. The isotope, hoping to avoid Andy once and for all, quickly tucked itself into the underfold of Monsieur Heynen's turtleneck sweater.
Being extra careful not to rupture the isotope in such close proximity of a human respiratory apparatus, Andy gently reached up underneath Monsieur Heynen's turtleneck and flushed the isotope out into the adjacent hall. The director swished his hand at Andy's escapades, thinking only that a late season mosquito had just buzzed past his ear.
But now, much to Andy's dismay, the isotope was once again on the loose. He followed its mist of Beta rays into a small antechamber, which came off the gallery's entrance area, pinning it in a closed off chamber. Now he had it cornered. There were no windows and no other ways out. The isotope fluttered about the air of the little room and then came to land in the middle of a video installation by Ronny Heiremans.
By looking at a television monitor, one could see what appeared to be a grainy, black and white video still, taken most likely in an Arctic Sea region. Broken icebergs and patches of murky water depicted a scene of frigid, lifeless serenity. The isotope, finally conceding its capture, gave up pestering Andy and disappeared into another vortex within the monitor screen. Andy let out a long sigh of relief. The little radioactive element had returned to the inhospitable, polar hemispheres, where it could burn out the last years of its half-life without posing a threat to any fragile cell systems.
Andy was content. He smiled to himself and circled to go, but something strange caught his eye. A video camera lay on the floor with its lens pointing towards the unusually cluttered floor. Its wires ran directly into the monitor, as if it were sending a feed to the television screen. Then Andy looked carefully at the wads of aluminium foil and newspaper, scattered about the little room's floor and it dawned on him that the monitor was not showing an arctic setting, but a photographic negative of that very room! The icebergs were nothing more than balled-up paper, situated about the floor to resemble hunks of frozen ocean…
But if the isotope had not journeyed to the Arctic Sea, then where had it gone?

Alice Evermore 2002

Staal / Made in Belgium
Group exhibition Galerie Duchamp, Yvetot, (France). Selection: Netwerk Galerij
18/10/02 > 04/12/02